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biasdoom @ 2006-11-03T02:18:00

2006-11-03T09:18:36Z

My parents and I watched The Office tonight and I have to say ... one craaazay night!

So Jim and Andy got soused at work yet no Jim and Karen kiss! *claps* To be honest with you, Karen has the face of that one famous painting, The Scream? Well that's what she looks like, just with straight board hair and the most stupidest faces to boot. The opening scene in Stamford was also very funny with Josh and Jim coming into the office and Jim was sweating rather profusely. I think it's the last time that Jim is actually going to do that.

Then we saw in Scranton, everyone planning for the Diwali. I thought it was hilarious about the in house seminar about Indian/Hindu culture. LMAO. The Kama Sutra book was really funny. "So that's what is called?!?" I think that was said by Phyllis. I know the other two girls are named Meredith and Phyllis and then there's of course, Kelly and Pam.

And Michael getting rejected twice in one night? Poor guy! I thought the proposal to Carol was very sad ... and the attempt of kiss with Pam? "What are you doing?" "I'm rejecting your kiss, Michael." Just like a child would get scolded.

I like the episode.

And Pam texting Jim? Pick up the mother fuckin' cell phone Jim! Oh wait, you're drunk and passed out. Gr. I think it's cute that they're developing a relationship of sorts via the phone. So yes.

I wonder if that lj-cut actually worked, well ... we'll see.

My First Day

2006-11-02T07:50:04Z

So I got a job as you know or at least I think I told LJ that I had a job at Borders. The horrors and the panic attacks! A few days ago, Kalispell experienced its first snow storm of the season and the temps have dropped well considerably. So it's 5:40 AM, I go to leave and our truck dies due to the weather. I freak out. I have to be at work at 6:00 AM.

Long story short ... I made it at 6:30 and had to work until 11:30 AM, which is fine. I don't have any problems with that.

I learned about the cash register, how to take a check and a credit card, then cash. I messed up once on cash, I put the cash tendered at 5.99 but I gave the lady a penny back because she gave me 6.00, however I was told that was okay because I gave her the correct change. I did a few returns. That confused me because of the gift card for the checks and then the cash if you pay with cash.

*breathes*

I signed up two people to the Borders Rewards Program. There was a cutie pie (a man) whose e-mail address was mskitty@*****.com

O_O

I hope he was married and straight. *crosses fingers*

I have to go to work on Saturday, perhaps at the cash register. *pulls hair out* I'd love to actually work at the job I was hired for ... the cafe.

On November 11th, we have a mandatory store meeting where we exchange cookies. I'm going to ask Steve about that. Do they mean actual cookies will be exchanged? If so, I need to make some next week. Oh and later that day, I will be working by myself for 2 hrs. How great.

We have an employee discount which is really nice. Yeppah. Yep.

I get paid on the 10th, so whatever I do get on my first check ... I'm going to get some more outfits for work and some more comfy shoes.

Snow Patrol

2006-10-30T03:48:39Z

Our first snow storm of the year. Nyet, Nyet, Nyet!

It's a Blue Blue World

2006-10-29T02:51:17Z

Jen decided to finally mess with the camera, months after getting it for a Christmas gift.

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I got to meet Senator Burns today - such a nice man - and I had to comment on his wife, Mrs. Burns. Then everyone listened in on a conference call between President Bush and the selected GOP offices today (Kalispell was one of the select chosen), he sounds like a nice guy and doesn't come off anywhere near as they make him sound (ie., sound bite edit) on the news (ie., stupid). Then I got my ticket for VP Cheney's visit to the Majestic on Wednesday. I hope my stupid ID doesn't cause problems, it's my ugly mug on it ... of course ... my ugly mug with lots of hair, lol. Then let's see... I went door to door and wow, people's houses.

And then I thought I had to come into work tonight EXCEPT I haven't gone through all 38 hours of training by Tuesday morning, I would have at least 8 of those hours done with it.

Right, right ... I GOT HIRED AT BORDERS ... wooo...hooooooooooo!

I'm not going to promise anything but my stupid LJ is HTML unfriendly so I did try to post icons and they wouldn't work ... all that did was stupid coding. Gr. But I shall try again. I was trying to create those neat little icon generator. Whatever, it's called.

Yes that's me in the icon photo ... everyone at the time was doing the Sexyback across their face, I just decided to take the logo from the photo that I had taken by SSG Warner of moi in front of the Greg Biffle (NASCAR, #16) car this year at the fair.

Hey, next time? Let the person know you're taking a photo.

The Wife of Senator Burns (R-MT)

2006-10-28T01:35:34Z

Phyllis Burns y yo

My Photos

2006-10-07T06:21:10Z

See more at my Flickr gallery

Shows

2006-09-28T22:23:13Z

Here are my thoughts on the shows I've seen so far this season:

Prison Break: Some of the plots are a little out there ... and why wasn't T-Bag actually killed? But then again, the hand sequence, little odd, too! My favorite storyline is Sara and Kellerman. Between the Army and the Secret Service then the Company and whomever he's working for now - he must have been taught really well about acting gay. His personality changes like *that* but also I think he's doing it for the good of his country. Hey, what's the streets without one less criminal (Burrows?) .. safer, that's what. I noticed that .. there are three other presidents on all the TV shows. So they're on the 46th president.

NCIS: Gibbs has to shave. Shave, Gibbs, puh-leeeassse!

L&O: SVU (or is it SUV ;) ): Olivia and Elliot are partners. Plus, more screen time for Stabler.

The Unit: The ho has some morals and stood up to the Colonel plus she dyed her hair! Yes! And Bob's baby son needs a name. Let's just name him Jonas and get the thing done with. What do they call it? "Baby" ?!?

CSI: LV: Eeeh....

Layouts

2006-09-28T22:02:54Z

There are new designs up at Patriotes

... and also Pretty Siren

The Unit Collage

2006-08-03T02:35:31Z

Title: Soldier Through This
TV Show: The Unit (CBS)

Layout

2006-08-02T08:37:32Z

I'm slowly working on the colors etc. So hang with me, peeps. :)

Woot

2006-06-13T07:00:59Z

Graduated last Saturday (the 3rd)
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So last week I quit most caffeine (yes this includes my beloved Iced Lattes from City Brew) and now I’m just drinking orange juice and iced tea. I still need to get water back into my daily diet, I was going pretty good at school. I’ve also decided to get back exercising since my foot is better. Yesterday I walked over 2 miles and I just did 34 pushups in 50 seconds. And I always hated push-ups in PE, mainly because of the floor at semester time, my hand slipped out from me because it was so sweaty.

*breathes*

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The Dixie Chicks are Hoes!

"Howard asked the girls about getting laid but they’re all married so they’re not all out getting screwed. They said that they all have nannies who take care of their kids and they’re the one’s out getting laid. Howard asked them why they would hire hot nannies because their husbands might be home banging them. One of the girls said that if they’re going to cheat, they’re going to cheat no matter who it is.”

“Howard found out that Marty had a threesome at one point so he tried to get more information about that. She said that it was more of an unwanted friend coming into the room while she and her boyfriend were having sex. Natalie was the one who put the story out there so Marty wasn’t too thrilled about that. Howard and the guys asked Marty about what she was doing to get the guys. She said that she was doing more than drinking but didn’t want to get into it too far.”

“Howard took a phone call and one guy asked what kind of panties the girls were wearing. Natalie said she doesn’t wear them at all. She said she won’t wear them until the war is over. Howard asked her if she packs a vibrator when she goes on the road. She said she won’t pack one when flying but she does own one.”

“Marty said she has to wear underwear. Natalie said they have to tell that story. She said that Marty attempted to go pantyless but they went to Nobu down in Miami once and when they were leaving Nobu she had to ask if there was a stain on her dress. She asked Natalie to check her dress and she had a stain because she got kind of moist from the interviewer who was there. She said she has no problem getting lubricated when she’s with a man.”

“Jeff the Drunk called in and asked which of the girls give the best head. Howard said that was disgusting but wanted to know the answer. Natalie said that they don’t know who gives the best but Marty is pretty experienced because her stories used to start off ‘’So, I was giving this guy a blow job...’’ Howard asked about swallowing. Natalie said that she’s tasted it but she won’t swallow it. Marty said that she will hold it in her mouth until she can find the proper place to put it. Howard asked what the proper place is. Emily was being very quiet so he asked her what was going on. Emily said she wants to know why guys are so into having girls swallow it. Howard said that guys like to finish where they’re at. When a girl spits it out, it’s like they’re saying ‘’Eww, you’re gross.’’ Natalie said that Emily can’t answer a question with a question so she wanted to know if she swallows. Emily said it all depends on how drunk she is."

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After Action Report

2006-05-27T05:32:25Z

In the Army, the pay is mighty fine, they give you a hundred dollars and take by ninety-nine! Oh mom, I wanna go home but they won't let me go...

I am positive this is the only post that will take about 24 hours to finish with considerable long breaks in this period. Why? Because I'm actually starting this on the 26th of May at 1:38 in the morning. But since it's memorial day weekend, might as well make it worth your time to read! *winks* First off, we'll be starting with what's not new in my life:

1) Tuesday - went down and visited my fellow moody soul - SFC Crippen - and needless to say when I'm there, I also bring the laughs because I got hit by a whad of crumbled up paper by SFC Feisthamel whom immediately got it tossed back at him (square in the back) and found out to be in the SMP (you're in the military/going to college at the same time, basically ROTC) you only need to be barely breathing. That's all. Feisthamel seemed to like my idea of getting maimed and having a shallow pulse to join. Basically it was another pointless visit and my friend pushed off a majority of spilled frozen lemonade onto their carpet. *hits head on desk* I hope it didn't stain it. But I have to say that I whipped the evidence from the table with my grey jacket sleeve. I called my recruiter, Crippen, a party pooper and the fact that he wasn't a man (he says he cries every day). Some day, we'll talk without making fun of each other. Some day, dammit!
2) Wednesday - popped my ankle, foot doesn't seem to hurt so much anymore if at all, which is extremely good news. Mom thinks maybe my ankle was out of whack before I popped it. Now I just wish my thumb would stop hurting.
3) Thursday - Huge headache - damn you lilacs!!! When I become President, all lilac trees will be removed prior to my visit to each and every town in the United States. And yes, I will be visiting even yours.
4) Friday - I'm pretty sure Mr. Manning is making us lunch or ordering us lunch later today and the unfortunate luck (*winks*) of shopping with my maman.
5) Saturday - Hair cut for graduation!

Plus I'm on a diet - it seems to be working well. Now if I could only get to bed earlier.

Photos by Jen

Flickr Gallery

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Recipes

CLUB TURKEY SANDWICH
INGREDIENTS:

    * 2 slices bread
    * Cheese or 2 cheese slices
    * 1 tomato slice
    * 4 slices Oven Roasted Turkey Breast
    * 2 slices Center Cut Bacon , crisply cooked
    * 2 tablespoons Real Mayonnaise

DIRECTIONS:

   1. Top 1 bread slice with Singles, tomato, turkey, bacon and second bread slice.
   2. Spread outside of sandwich with mayo.
   3. Cook in skillet on medium heat until lightly browned on both sides.

UNCOOKED BANANA PUDDING

INGREDIENTS:

    * 8 ounces sour cream
    * 1 (8 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed
    * 1 (5 ounce) package instant vanilla pudding mix
    * 2 cups whole milk
    * 1 (16 ounce) package vanilla wafer cookies
    * 4 bananas, peeled and sliced

DIRECTIONS:

   1. In large bowl combine sour cream, whipped topping, pudding mix and milk. Stir well. In the bottom of a trifle bowl or other glass serving dish, put a layer of cookies, then a layer of pudding mixture, then a layer of bananas. Repeat until all ingredients are used. Refrigerate until serving.

I love this version of banana pudding - sometimes my mom adds in some half-n-half.

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Hm...

- Do the Dixie Chicks know when to shut up? Hm no. Lately they've been putting down Reba McEntire, Bill O'Reilly, Toby Keith, the President AND the ladies of the View:

Fox New has an article where Emily Robinson apologizes to the View ladies for insulting them while trying to praise Bruce Springsteen, saying that they want to be more like him and that they would never go on the show. Emily was saying that they just pulled the show out of the air. Hm. It's more like the 700 Club is far too below Bruce and the Dixie Chicks not the View. Plus Emily, does the Boss have a small fan base? Hm no. Try another one. Now please - shut up and sing dammit!

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Bluebell?!?

- Ginger Spice got knocked up and had a kid: Bluebell Halliwell

This adorable kid will have a messed up life of getting the crap kicked out of her. I think Apple is a cute name but then Gwyneth has to give her son psychological problems by naming him after an heroic Bible figure of Moses. Now ... Miss Bluebell Madonna! *bangs head again* No, no, no! Change your name girl as soon as you get the chance to do so. No one will blame you.

Next celebrity that names their child something weird will have a little one-on-one talk with me. I swear to God.

*shakes fist*

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Fact of the Week (according to Sgt. Perkins - my brother)

- Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

True dat because men pretend to listen by going O_O all the time. Duh!

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Update on 26.05.06

- What the hell, Sharon Stone?!? Bono would disagree with you about this because you're making up crap, as usual and the fact that you're a bad actress.

"Our president has spent $167 million on abstinence programs," she said. "And zero dollars on sex education. Zero dollars on teaching about safe sex."

Her remarks, part of an impassioned plea, were met with thunderous applause and instant approval. Before the night was over, AmFar raised $4.5 million for AIDS research, a new high level mark and $1 million more than last year.

How shocking. Here I'll teach someone something about safe sex... don't have sex until you're married. Don't rape women while knowing perfectly well that you are infected. Don't have sex that will produce children infected with AIDS (though AIDs in children is almost a thing of the past), do not leave your children orphans because you're too busy getting laid with HIV chromosomes. Until then.... you're problem. Most of the governments in Africa are very wealthy, so why must we fund their stupidity? Why? Are they paying too much attention to the their blood diamonds?

Here's an example where an Liberal wants someone to pay attention to their topic and not another topic (Iraq, Afghanistan, war on terror). Why? Because it makes them look smarter in general (when they're not). Well AIDs is an important issue that demands attention, it cannot physically be answered any time soon in adults. Why must people feel like they have to cure a disease for stupid adults? It's the children, we should be worried about not someone who knows full well what sex is and then they proceed to do it any way.

There's 5 potential outcomes to sex:
1) you're pregnant or you impregnant someone, 2) you end up getting an STD, 3) you end up getting and STD AND getting pregnant (aren't you a lucky idiot?) and 4) you get HIV/AIDs and eventually die and 5) nothing happens.

5 outcomes! Learn them and teach them.

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Cross posted on Patriotes

Angry and Ticked

2006-04-27T00:45:35Z

Appearantly you never want to make fun of Butte, Montana OR all the demigoths will come out and try to kill you. But you know what? I don't give a fuck. Everyone hates Butte, it's a known fact. Until then shut the fuck up. Gr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*tries to breathe without killing someone*

So my art fan site, it just doesn't want to work properly.

Cheap Ho

2006-04-23T07:15:46Z

*sighs* I'm such a Icon Ho *points to ad* but don't worry... eventually I won't be so cheap and I'll spring for a Paid Account, lmao.

Iconastan and Bannerstan ... Sunday!

le sigh

2006-04-18T03:16:36Z

The internet is really quite boring if you don't have much to do on it. *sighs and looks around* Boo ... and there's only been one new L/L fanfic... come on now, it seems like people don't know how to handle it now. Well it's easy. Write. Write. Write. *rolls eyes*

I'm working on one but mine looks like it'll *never be* done because it's this huge monster fic.

Bigger than the damn Titanic.

We Can Be Them...

2006-04-09T07:09:32Z

Lexana: Void, Hypnotic and Fragile

Iconastan

2006-04-04T09:06:07Z

sneaks in

2006-04-04T08:51:12Z

Expect a LJ icon post later today!! Yeaah!

Open for Business!

2006-03-27T03:14:01Z

Patriotes (my blog) is open for business, stop by and leave a comment :-)

Story of a Military Wife

2006-03-22T14:25:22Z

This is a blog that my sister-in-law (Kyla, Miss Wednesday) posts on, also if you're a military wife, seriously think about joining :-)

Story of a Military Wife

Updation

2006-03-22T13:18:01Z

I'm not even sure that's a word.

Updates

Grandma's funeral in NY is today
I've made like 15 icons/avatars for a new Lexana message board, called Dark Passage

My screen name is kerosene (1 out of 2 red screen names!)

I've started a fanfic, what's the world coming to?
8 days until a new Smallville *screams in agony*
When in hell is a new E-Ring going to come on? Huh, NBC?
School still sucks but hey it's spring break next week!
Oh and happy birthday to my friend, Kristina, she's exactly uno semana younger than yo.

The icon to your ... left ... is one of the icons I've made. :)

On the homefront....

2006-03-17T23:04:05Z

I found out that my dad's mom just died this morning in the kitchen from a massive heart attack. I'm not broken up about it. But my poor papa ... I'm sad for him. I don't know why I cry more at the news of hearing someone, who I don't even know, had died than family. I remember when my great grandma Lastuka died, it was my birthday and I called my brother and I was blubbering... he told me to calm down (one of the few situations in which he's the calmer one) and I did. I cried a bit in school the next day but I moved on. I feel her around me, I have her rosary and some of her things from her house (even her bed). Her rosary calmed me down last year, when we were going through difficult times, gave me faith that everything would be okay. But I just don't feel that way this time... my dad's family never cared about me.

She made my dad, the executor of the will... we can't make it back to New York, so we're sending flowers.

Just another quiz...

2006-03-17T03:57:30Z

You Should Get An Asian Inspired Tattoo

Mysterious and expressive
You like to show off, but you also like to keep some allure

What Tattoo Should You Get?

That's what I would get if I got one - not saying I will - but I think it would be this one

Adulthood

2006-03-15T07:04:55Z

Well... *pauses* .... ten years, I'll be 28!!!! *weeps* This is too much to think about, lol. Yah!!

Early gifts

2006-03-15T06:56:17Z

My dad got me a bouqet of carnations and daises of some sort. That was frickin' huge but nothing can stand up against my balloon that is at least 2 feet in width and two feet in height. Frickin' huge! Hehe. I'm so excited. *claps* Okay, I'll calm down. Party poopers.